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Topic: Real Funny Fantasy Team names

OK I found these on the web some are funny and really wrong

These are the best fantasy football team names.

Top Five Best of Farve

5 Favre's Flip Flops
4 Favre enough!!
3 Favre Dollar Footlong
2 Favre from over
1 Favre Cuts the Cheese?

Top 5 Best of McNair ( these are really wrong )

5 Steve McNair’s Shotgun Offense
4 Ultimate Sleeper McNair
3 Safties Off McNair
2 McNair Addai’d
1 McNair’s Last Affair

Best of the Best

Touchdown There
Earnest Graham Goes To Camp
barber for my bush
saints drop a deuce
Dante Stallworths Driving Academy
Let Me see your TD’S
Vick’s Doggy Daycare
2 mannings 1 cup
RomoWittenHisPants
My Vick in a Box
touchdown my pants!!!
Marvin Harrison’s Run and Shoot
My Johnson’s in the Endzone
turner over or you get norwood

I bought a Parrot
But it did not say "Im hungry"
So it died
*Mitch Hedberg

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Mcnair-way to heaven. Easily the best (and worst) of the mcnair.

Team 1 (12 team PPR) QB: Favre, Cutler  RB: MJD, P. Thomas, Benson, Hightower, Bell  WR: Welker, Sims-Walker, Hester, Knox   TE: Lewis, Celek  D: Chicago
Team 2 (12 team PPR) QB: Warner, Garrard, Sanchez RB: Ward, Rice, Benson, R. Williams, LenDale WR:  Moss, Mason, Fitz, Bennett TE: Heap, Celek   D: SD

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My favorite from this year:  Dixie Normous

2009:  Dixie Normous
2010:  Dixie Wrecked
2011:  Dixie Levininches

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Buffalo Williams
Albany Steamrollers (this is an obscure but funny Eliott Spitzer reference)

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Neverland Ranch Hands

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Golden Rectum of God

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Re: Real Funny Fantasy Team names

jollyg wrote:

My favorite from this year:  Dixie Normous

That team finished 7 of 12 teams last year with Chris Johnson and MJD at RB.  This year that team is returning as Dixie Wrecked.

2009:  Dixie Normous
2010:  Dixie Wrecked
2011:  Dixie Levininches

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"Ny Vick in a Box"

Whoa, that one is mine from the last 3 years...

I apologize in advance.

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The Merkins. google it.

LAKESIDE TEXAS
L.S.T.

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Chris Henry's F150

12 team 2 keepers qb, 2wr, 2rb, 1rb/wr/te flex, 1te, 1k, 1d.  14 max roster
QB: Stafford (6th rd keeper)    WR: Torrey Smith, Dwayne Bowe, Dez Bryant, Kenny Britt, Cobb
RB: Ray Rice, MJD, Steven Ridley, Woodhead
TE: Kyle Rudolph, Hernandez (12th rd keeper)   K: Zuerlein          Def: Steelers

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Orton Hears a Boo

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lsttexas wrote:

The Merkins. google it.

To one up that...The Dirty Merkins

"I don't know if I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf."

-Joe Namath

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hilarious....even better there is a band called that.

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The Reagan-Era Trannies

12-Team PPR:[1QB|2WR|2RB|1TE|1WR/RB|1K|1DST]
QB: RG3, A. Dalton || TE: V. Davis, D. Pitta || K: G. Hartley || DST: 49ers
WR: J. Nelson, J. Maclin, M. Floyd, S. Rice, D. Heyward-Bey
RB: M. Lynch, M. Forte, S. Jackson, M. Bush

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If you have Arian Foster..... "Sandusky's Foster Home"

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pvo33 wrote:

If you have Arian Foster..... "Sandusky's Foster Home"

Stolen from ninja's original thread...

http://i.imgur.com/JFxVb.jpg

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The salty walrus...google it

Gloryholes for Jesus

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I like "The Step Dad's"
(Because I beat you, and you hate me).

"Strokin' My Ditka"

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Drexl wrote:
pvo33 wrote:

If you have Arian Foster..... "Sandusky's Foster Home"

Stolen from ninja's original thread...

http://i.imgur.com/JFxVb.jpg

Holy sheeznaz! Ridiculous haha

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-Joe Theismann

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Dezmestic Assualt

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For Kevin and Lyle, and all Philly fans,

Kibbles and Vick

~Kuebs
Go Ravens!

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Sandusky's Boys
Camel Turf-Toe
Witten's Spleen

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Romo-mentum

horny tornados

angry boners

ill tempered seabass

Gloryholes for Jesus

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